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Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

narutos-ass:

kotorswtor:

humphreycvalentine:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp bubble baths

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp holding hands

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp feeding each other desserts

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp comforting each other

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp being silly babies

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ otp falling asleep in each other’s arms

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ just otp fluffy goodness everywhere

*squeal*

imageotp haVING HOT ROUGH SEX

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Anonymous sent:

after seeing your body, i realize how fat i am ;nnnn;

You are not fat. You’re cute. All of my followers are cute. Okay. You’re cute.

Artist: Marina and the Diamonds
Track: "Froot"
Plays: 181,474 plays
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